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[quote=@Burthstone]
[quote=@Silver Fox]
[quote=@Zarkun]
You would be correct. In order for Ditto to become the Pokemon, it must see it in person. Books don't work, just ask Team Rocket.
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I dunno why, but I always laughed when Ditto turned into the book with a ditto face and licked Jessie when it was a picture xD
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Oh well, so I just have to mooch off everyone else's Pokemon.
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But what if you're the only special one who gets the one and only real pokemon?
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Ugh fiiiiine...

1. Charzard for previous reason.
2. Umbreon because I love Umbrion 
Edit: 3. Physchic evolition of Evee