[b]Hampus the Red, Meta-Ridley's Ship's Pod Bay's Third Escape Pod's Aft Bench[/b]

Hampus barely felt anything as the pod touched down. In fact, it was almost like it teleported straight from the pod bay to the ground. The only sign that showed they had moved [i]at all[/i] was the rather sudden burst of light coming forth from the porthole on the hatch. 
"We're here. Ready for the worst part?" Hampus said, as he loudly drummed his hands on the bench. Gripping the hatch-wheel tightly, Hampus opened the hatch. As the hatch slowly swung open, Hampus turned to Our Hero.
 "Listen, since I'm the wizard, I'll go first. You'll get to [i]watch[/i], okay?" He said, with an air of hauteur completely unlike his previous amicability. Hampus squinted as his eyes adjusted to the light, unaware that they had landed right in front of a searchlight, directly on top of the facility's roof.