*After like the ten thousandth time already*

"But Father Todd never has to-"

"[b]Jason also never had to continue living and not get blown up! Do YOU want to get blown up? Do you!?"[/b]

"... *potentially fake sniffling*"

"Um...Damian, What I meant was..."

"YOU'LL SEE! I'll GO GET KILLED TRAGICALLY AND THEN COME BACK TO LIFE TOO! THEN YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MANY RULES I DON'T FOLLOW!"

*many, many many episodes later*

"Hah! See! I died so hard I received superpowers!"