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[quote=@Derpestein]
Why do they even call it Super Bowl?

I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.
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As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
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You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.
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[b]FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER  OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.[/b]
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In human;[b] 'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.'
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Jock-lly.