We never accepted Alex, or at least, I don't remember ever accepting Alex. Did anyone else do it behind my back?

I don't know why, but I laugh way too hard when you mention therapy. I have never once had a therapy session in my life, yet you always assume this. So I just imagine myself in a straightjacket at a computer drawing these and saying to myself over and over. "I'm perfectly sane. I'm perfectly sane."