[b]Hampus the Red, Neo-Umbrella's Siberian Facility's Roof's Exit's Doorway's First Step Downstairs[/b]

Everything had happened so fast. Some garishly-dressed poofter sprinted out from behind them, shoved both of them aside, and expertly disabled the guard that he [i]must have[/i] known was there. Determined to not seem like any more of a fool, Hampus applauded Clifford's valiant rescue.

"Well done, uh... you! You have clearly shown your excellent judgement and skill today, and as such we will give [i]you[/i] the privilege of going first! Us weaklings will hang back and cover your flanks."

Hampus rather suddenly realized something when Our Hero listed out their objectives: he didn't know what a "Red Queen" or who "Derek Simmons" is, or where in this facility he could find them.

"Hm, I'm afraid I do not know the location of any of these. Rest assured, we will surely be able to find someone who [i]does[/i] in this facility. All it would take to learn it is a little... persuasion." Hampus, of course, had no intention of actually interrogating anyone, as he had a tendency to start crying when he yelled and suffered from severe stomach cramps whenever he felt like he had the upper hand in a situation.