[s]I could have the monster run up to him and lick him, which accidentally closes up his wounds and wakes him up. Then the monster is like "I DERPED UP. I'll fix dis by... SNIFFING YOU." and then he turns into a ragdoll and flies through the ceiling.

Eh... part of my plan sounds reasonable. I think. But which part?[/s]

[quote=@RawrgnatheBloodfridge]
Perhaps we feed him Spinach like Popeye, and his power of taste will revitalize him.
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None of what I just said is good. We're doing this. Forget what I said. We're giving him Spinach! With a capital S, cus it's 4d Spinach!