[quote=@The Grey Dust]
Although you forget he did walk on water, and had a pretty good set of abs and a killer tan.
Also turned water into wine, and probably turned wine into blood and hung around with loose women and tax collectors.

I'm not sure...
[/quote]

Well, we have several vampires with freakier abilities, like talking to animals, in the group. Walking on water isn't all that far-fetched.

Also, that wasn't wine....

And why would a vampire not hang out with loose women and tax collectors?