(Intense music)
In a forum, where bad threads lurk around every corner...


One man...


Will have what it takes...


To teach spam...


(Scratchy disc sound)


To party??

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Coming this fall


A devil with a-not so regular personality


Will show the world

That everything's better with...


A pinch of Azarthes!


In theaters October 2015