"Indeed? Then henceforth, I shall do my best so as to not anger the great and powerful Dark Mistress of Evil." More blatant straight faced words came from the inwardly amused elf, even as he looked the very opposite of frightened. "In any case, make sure you finish up the apple before it gets cold... It tastes much better when hot and juicy." And then Alaustriel glanced at the newcomers even as music and announcements made everything jarringly louder to his sensitive ears. 

"..." Seeing that another child was covetously looking at the treat, the high elf ranger simply bought another one no questions asked to hand over to the boy. Children in general were rather nice and refreshing, partly because elves don't have much young people running about and partly because they are rather innocent and endearing. Humans were so lucky they could have such numbers of children running about.

And then... an ominous human siege tower arrived. "Oh, great and terrible Lady of Pain, do be careful. I fear that you will experience a most jarring encounter should you not sidestep two paces henceforth lest you be buried by an avalanche." Still, not even kids were safe from his snark. He had a standard to maintain and all. Really, this was all too easy to make such materials for.