Crimson, Dani, and every other OC I have but two: NO! JUST FUCK NO! I'M HAVING NO PART IN THIS WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER! *Leaves*

Drake: What's got them so pissed off? *Sees next holiday* Oh! Fuck-Day? I LOVE Fuck-Day! Me and the girls are trying out Monster Girl and Catgirl cosplay this year *Glare in glee like a serial killer* [b]And we're burning every copy we can of that fucking shitty-ass movie to a shitty-ass book[/b]. What about you, Hero?

Hiro: Firstly, it's Hiro. And secondly, I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.

Drake: Really? Why?

Hiro: You try being buried under 4 Player Characters, 19 Gym leaders, 8 Elite Four Members, 3 Frontier Brains, 2 League Champions, and several HUNDRED Non-Player Characters.... all because your girlfriend made a bet with a random Lass back in Kanto, and your creator was a massive pervert back in High School and still finds the concept hilarious. You'd think it's heaven, but it's not. Now imagine a day where you have to get ALL OF THEM gifts in exchange for what you get every night. Yeah, no. I'm not doing it.

Drake: You wanna come burn Fifty Shades of Grey with me and my girls?

Hiro: Thought you'd never fucking ask.