Yeah, if someone made a male dancer, I would be scared to crap.

I'VE GOT IT!

[b]Vellia's Son:[/b]
Name: Jacklos

Class: Dancer

Personality: Obnoxiously loudmouthed, insecure and paranoid, Jacklos teds to bother everyone around him. He frequently calls others names, and, much to the embarrassment of his mother, enjoys dancing in very . . . strange styles. He has a high opinion of himself, as his mother lacks the will to discipline him.

Or, something like that. It would be so much better if Talbot were his father. That would be hilarious. Either way, though, Talbot would be scared to play his lute, I think.