Cheesus

A man who is the Splitting Image of a dirty Jesus, this man wears a metal garbage can chest, and a helmet made of Chinese take-out bins. This man occasionally finds and makes some money, which he uses to buy lots of cans of Spray Cheese. He has a badly spray painted cross on his chest and he calls himself Cheesus! Messiah of all the Cheeses! He sprays villains with his spray cheese, and takes money from them after he uses his patented Cheese grip Judo Flip! 
He smells bad too, so people sometimes call him Stinky Cheesus.