I have to say that the biggest lulz in this entire thread is that it's created by 'The Patriarch'. 

[quote=@BrobyDDark]
Wow.

This thread is fucked.
[/quote]

Accurate statement is accurate.

[quote=@Larfleeze]
[b]Save me, Sherly[/b]
[/quote]

What? Am I the patron saint of Spam or something? Ya'll need Jesus.