[quote=@Frizan]
Sum magnum dominum Frizan, et viveo in America. Amo esse hic in Spam.

Don't try putting this into Google Translate. I tried just to check, and it put in words that aren't there in the original sentence, and it got the tense of vivo wrong(viveo(I live) is 1st Person Present Singular of Vivo, "live". Translate treated it as 1st Person Future Plural, Vivebimus, "we shall live"). It also translated "Spam" as "Spain". So I guess we're all spanish now.

Even then I still sort of suck at translating Latin, even though I'm a fourth year.
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I think you just suck.