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I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts.

Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.
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Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc.

Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity. :cool
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Uh...

No comment.
Actually, I lied. That sounds amusing as all hell. Were the scriptures for the thing just as out there?
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Pretty much yeah. It was based in a world after a Mongolwank allowed said Mongols to conquer.....Europe, North Africa, India, Indonesia. This was after the wank and the Empire was collapsing, so with the destruction of all real knowledge of Pre-Mongol European history, we had to make stuff up based on folklore and rumors. And thus the Holy Kingdom of Arcadia was born
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Suddenly, alt history terminology!