[quote=@Dead Cruiser]
[quote=@Earnest Evans]
[quote=@Flamelord]
Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.
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It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional firearms and poisons, and become [i]immortal[/i].
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The speaker of that quote proceeded to have three children that were powerful practitioners of the mentioned hokey religion.
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The takeaway from all this is "don't dismiss things as hokey mumbo-jumbo, because they'll turn out to be [i]absolutely true[/i] at the worst possible time." 

Keep your oaths, kids. Otherwise you'll be forced to live through a generation-long winter before being assaulted by an army consisting of all the damned souls of the world working in tandem with all the fire demons and frost giants of the universe.