You know, Skyrim came out and when I got to the marriage part, I was like "I don't like anyone in this game." Then the thieve's guild quests happened.

I was like "GOTTA MARRY KARLIAH!"

Skyrim was like "Nope fuck you."

Later on, the Dawnguard DLC came out, introducing hot vampire chick Serena.

Once more I was like "GOTTA MARRY SERENA!"

and once more, skyrim was like "Nope fuck you"