[quote=@chukklehed]
You know, Skyrim came out and when I got to the marriage part, I was like "I don't like anyone in this game." Then the thieve's guild quests happened.

I was like "GOTTA MARRY KARLIAH!"

Skyrim was like "Nope fuck you."

Later on, the Dawnguard DLC came out, introducing hot vampire chick Serena.

Once more I was like "GOTTA MARRY SERENA!"

and once more, skyrim was like "Nope fuck you"
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OMG the biggest clam jamming ever from Skyrim was indeed Serana!  I stopped your dickhead daddy from blacking out the sun!  We bonded through the whole painful experience!  I even let you feed from me!  I say we totally need to hook up!

Serana: Nope <.<

Molag Bal: I hit that first Dova-douche!  You mad? XD