Hey what are friends for if you can't eat them in a pinch

We got snowed in once for nearly two weeks an my boss made the joke that if it lasted too long we'd have to eat her GF's cat; she hates that cat even though she loves cats in general.
I told her I could cook just about anything but that cat would likely need to be marinated to make it tender an less gamey; needless to say her GF wasn't amused.
I did win back her GF's good graces though when I donned my cross-country skis and spent five hours going to the store an bringing back cat an people food on a sled.
Now we have two snowmobiles which the boss bought for winter use but we still joke during snowstorms about the proper method to prepare cat; of course we never bring up eating the dogs or horses LOL