Ahahahaha.
So, someone in one of the commissaries here [there's a line of military bases along the freeway] found a dead rat in their prepackaged salad. 
People are throwing fits. 

Meanwhile I'm sitting here like "This is why you should all eat pizza. 



Also, I just got a phonecall from a Japanese bloke who asked if I spoke Japanese. When I said no, he said thank you and hung up. 
What an eventful morning.