[quote=@HeySeuss]
Like Irish Spring and an asparagus-heavy diet.

Edit: Don't ask how I know </autofellation>
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[quote=@KnightShade]
Can I get some Hollondaise sauce with that?
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Thank you for not ruining alfredo sauce for me. Or Ivory soap. Or broccoli.

Otherwise, I'm scarred for life.