[quote=@agentmanatee]
Dude... why is that NOT a character?
[/quote]

"...Did you seriously throw a ball over my head...?
"Yes, I am house trained. No, I will not be your pet...I'd make a terrible one anyway."
"Why does every biped I talk to question the fact that I am a talking dog?"
"Call me Sparky, one more time!"
"...I see you posted a picture of a feline on your social feed...I like cats."
[i]"Dogs don't talk though..."[/i] - "Humans don't fly either and yet here we are."

He is a character but my fear is that he may be too outrageous for this kind of plot.

Plus if I add him I may be compelled to add in other characters who may steal the spot light.