Hey, Oscar Wilde, I think I can roll with this bath tub.

We need some more beef jerky though.  Who are these kingdoms you speak of? Were they different to each other? I.e, one very advanced, another backwards and the third reliant on magic? I'd like to kknow who my fast food chef turned royalty finder is trying to restore to the throne.

Edit: Scratch that. Did I just spectacularly not read half your post? How awesome of me. My bad. Let me snort some moe coke and try again.