[quote=@Dblade26]And yeah, I'll never get why my family moved to a place where I'm almost literally allergic to the weather from all the cold and dry and snow/ice for at least half the year. When I get my chance I'm moving somewhere with beaches, constant warm sunshine, rainstorms tropical enough you can take a bath with 'em and little drinks with silly names and umbrellas.[/quote]

Texas has all of those things! Except for rain. We don't like rain.

Unless you're from Corpus.

(We even have fun restaurants where your waiters are Jack Sparrow and Luke Skywalker and crap. Note: The food is terrible.)