[quote=@TheEvanCat]
Walk into the thread like what the fuck is happening?
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There was, like, some sort of great awakening. As was foretold by the prophets.

Next, Prospo will post. And then Googer will become as active as Aaron. They say this is when Aaron will see Sahle from afar in real life walking through a crowded mall. And Hugs will finally find his courage.

When this has all happened, and Mars is in the house of the rising sun, Precipice of War will finally become an HBO series and we will all hook up with the hottest of celebrities.