Last year I logged into my account from 6th-8th grade (from 12 years ago o_O). Heard I had a bunch of rare items.

Opened trade window with a few people in Falador bank next to that coal mine I used to spend all day in back when, to mine, you had to click your inventory, click your pick-axe, click the rock, wait, click your inventory, click your pick-axe, click the...

In the trade window, I put up all my santa hats and various items.

Accrued an army of beggars around me amazed at what they saw like I was a silk road merchant returned from the far east.

After 10 min of virtual glory, I alt-f4'd and went about my day feeling mighty with power. Runescape :bow