The name's Admiral Bangle. It's an anagram of my fore and surnames mingled together. Work it out and win a prize.

I hail from the far off mysterious lands of Albion (which is the old, old, old, OLD name for Britain.) That's right, I'm a wee cockney. I'm not really, I come from the north west of England, far away from those gosh darn Londoners.

I'm a male of French descent, though my family has lived in England for the past two generations, then a few generations in Ireland, then a few generations in England, but eventually I can trace my lineage back to one of William The Conquerer's most trusted knights (Sir William DeBallon.) 

I'm also 15 years old and a writer over on the website Fictionpress, where I use the same username. Shameless plug. ;P

Also, I demand cookies. Now. Peasant.