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[b]"MY NAME IS KUHAKU SHIRO BUT YOU CAN ALL CALL ME SHIRO I AM 17 YEARS YOUNG AND I AM I'M A WHITE TIGER FAUNUS AND I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE PART OF THIS CLASS MY WEAPONS ARE KLADENETS MY SWORD AND PERUN MY SHIELD AND I INHERITED THEM FROM MY LATE PARENTS THEY WERE THE ONES WHO ORIGINALLY MACHINED AND FORGED THEM BUT OVER TIME I MADE MY OWN MODIFICATIONS TO THEM AND I AM WELL VERSED IN FIREARMS AND COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY THOUGH KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT FORGING BLADES I DO KNOW SOME ABOUT MACHINING I HOPE TO GET TO KNOW YOU ALL AND BECOME GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL OF YOU THANK. YOU. FOR. LISTENING. TO. MY. INTRODUCTION!"[/b]
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I timed myself and read this, and it took thirty seconds in total. o_O [s]*claps*[/s]