Sickness always sucks. You don't get days off, unless you're deathly ill - [i]maybe[/i], and it's a pain in the ass that won't go away. I'd hate getting ill on top of the negative degree weather going on half the time. I've been lucky, a runny nose is all I've had this winter.

I assume that was a phone's auto-correct creatively toying with the English language.

"'New?' Obviously they meant knew. Phone should name a file! Throw a dot in there and the extension 'meaning.'"

The only auto-correct that ruins more sentences than it fixes them.