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[quote=Matrix]
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[quote=@zombieaccount]
Ay misspwased mi pwenceal nywun caan hwelp mee?

Is et en mi dwisk cwownter o awn te stwovv?

Engwlish is amwazeeing wanguage wiff worrds aynd pheoneetiks yees?

Caamn yu know what I say frum luk at textt o mi pwenceel nevar b fowwnd?
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[quote=@Holmishire]
Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard.

If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.
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[quote=@Larfleeze]
[img]http://i.4cdn.org/co/1425227858141.jpg[/img]

you stop that
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[quote=@Holmishire]
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Is it I who is the target of your derision?

If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".
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[quote=@Larfleeze]
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It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine.

[i]fite me outside[/i]
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[quote=@Holmishire]
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Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you.

I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.
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[quote=@Larfleeze]
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i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money
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[quote=@Doivid]
you really couldn't think of a more convincing word to use than phonetics?
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[quote=@Holmishire]
Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up.

They then became my best friends.
[quote=@Smink]
Ye cen telk leke yee went, men. Cheers.
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[quote=@Smink]
[img]http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doge.jpg[/img]

Mech trell, vere spemmer.
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