[quote=@Doivid]
So it will remain forever unutterable and unanswerable.
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Has it been your playmate since childhood? Do you feel you have two girlfriends in your life, your human female girlfriend and your penis you call your girlfriend? Do you like to look at the mirror when you enter and leave the shower and question your friend? If I am right, Texas is the only state that will give you a marriage certificate for you and your penis. Hope you enjoy the honeymoon.