[quote=@kittenlover]
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Really Rus? You missed our wedding to pilot a chopper?! A CHOPPER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR WEDDING!? Dx

*runs away crying, losing my glass slipper and the fucking other one as they're so uncomfortable, so I am actually now untraceable*
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But...but honey?!  AHM A SOLDIER!!!  MAH BROTHAS IN ARMS NEEDED ME ON THE FRONTLINES!!

*uses a UAV drone to track you down*