[quote=@Rusalka]
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But...but honey?!  AHM A SOLDIER!!!  MAH BROTHAS IN ARMS NEEDED ME ON THE FRONTLINES!!

*uses a UAV drone to track you down*
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*from an unknown location*

For that comment, I will make you do pushups while sitting on you, while I eat muffins and not let you have one.... Marriage is fucking sacred! You don't fly around in a helicopter on your wedding day! If I was doing that, you could punish me too! But I didn't, now did I?! Now go to the car, or else no dessert after you work out! Dx

*has turned into a bad ass after my wedding was thrown out the window, now lives in a cave in Africa, feeding off of zebras like a true kitty would*