Holy filler post, Batman! I don't know if I've underestimated or overestimated how long it would take someone to dis and reassemble a motorcycle, so if I'm wildly off or what have you and we have any experts, it'd be nice to know just how much of an idiot I'm making myself out to be.

(PS: Jason may or may not include a half-condescending half-heartwarming note with it.)