Everybody was ninja posting
Submitting as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they wrote with expert rhyming

There were funky cybergels from funky cybertown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient roleplay art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into an edit, refreshed before they read it

*continues on in Kung Fu Fighting singing*