Before Søren had even mounted the table, Parker was nearly in hysterics. Even after being friends with him for years, living with him, and joining a dream-chasing band with him, watching his best friend make an entire room of people uncomfortable and/or annoyed would seemingly never get old. Watching between Søren and Lucy as she took in the dramatic story that was being played out in front of her, Parker couldn't help but let his eyes linger on the guitarist and her enchanting smile for just a few moments too long... before the entire group simultaneously noticed the angry working storming his way toward Søren's improvised stage. Parker knew that if it had just been himself and his best friend, they would continue the charade further, attempting to amuse (or further agitate) even the staff before taking their leave; this was the usual protocol for when the pair got themselves booted from places. To be fair, though, not all of those could be blamed on Søren; occasionally a worker disapproved of Parker's pill habits and they were 'escorted' from places for that reason instead. 

Watching as the others shoveled their remaining food into their mouths, Parker smiled as he attempted to stealthily sneak a few Roxy's from his sleeve into his mouth as he downed the rest of his drink at the approach of the angry Asian man, trying very hard not to laugh and choke while doing so. 

After Matt's discussion with the angry proprietor, Parker waited for Lucy to clear the way of the booth, shamefully keeping his eyes on her as she did. It only made him want to hit himself, but instead he ground his teeth slightly, stopping only at the word of 'cigarette'. As hypocritical as it was to challenge her on her vice, he never could help but to bring it up when it game to Lucy. Letting out a large sigh, he followed close to her until the group all stood outside near their mobile mascot. "You know," he spoke to Lucy as he passed her by to lean on his usual spot on Jill's hood, crossing his arms. "You promised you'd quit smoking those back when I did. I don't think it counts if you start up again." Parker smirked, this being one of the few things he'd said directly to Lucy in awhile that didn't include the entire band. A short chuckle later, he was rounding his lovely van to the driver's seat, feeling sober enough to drive for at least another 30 minutes or so. "It's kinda late, guys, and in solidarity with Matt here I'm not planning to let Søren behind this wheel again anytime soon. Y'all alright with crashing at our place? Sit around and chat, watch movies 'til we crash maybe..."