It probably goes, depending on his mood, something like "Father, Grayson, Cassandra, Brown, Everyone that isn't new or Drake, Maybe Todd, New people like Kane and Lucius, Drake is the WORST." Some of those places are probably interchangeable though, depending on circumstance. Tim's always at the bottom and unless major disillusionment sets in Bruce is always at the top. Dick's pretty much always at least in second but considering how much hero worship this universe's Damian used to have for Cassandra but also how strained their relationship now is Steph might come in third sometimes, although he'd probably never admit any such thing. Also pretty sure Barbra's outside the ranking system for now and Selina...is too complicated and ick to bother ranking.

Also not sure if he just kind of flopped back into bed, or actually managed to stand up out of bed, tried to take a step then fell over against the side of the bed. Either way the result's the same.