[i]"R-reaction time!"

[center]"It's part of the test, a-after all! Can't have specime-- I mean "patients" escaping!"[/center]

[right]"S-simply part of the test! Just assessing those filthy Grey-spawn's ability to retrieve errant humans!"[/right]

[center]"I-I mean! Assessing the completely human ambulance workers ability to retrieve sickly but uncooperative patients..."[/center]

"Yes, tell them that! And that you must go file their stunning success with the agency and that they can expect a raise from their maste-- employers!"[/i]