[quote=@Taaj]
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Beware if you ever go on a walk with him, he randomly attracts vicious dogs that have a penchant for almost getting run down by busses. 
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Yeah but in my head space he is really long winded and stopping him in certain ways is super cute to me.

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I actually imagined this

I sometimes really love my mind