Nate felt the presence of the woman behind him as she approached, years of training telling him to always be aware of his surroundings. [i]"Watch your six"[/i] he heard a voice in his head say as he turned to see a woman approach. He didn't sense any danger from her but he was struck by her odd hair. She seemed too young to naturally have grey hair so he assumed it was either some strange fashion decision or she was a meta. A lot of metas seemed to have strange traits like that. Stranger than this womans hair though, was her question.

"I'm sorry to bother you sir but I'm pretty new here and I was wondering if this is like an everyday, large animal petting zoo." she asked. With an arched eyebrow, Nate looked from her, to the gorilla and back to the woman again.
Fighting his sarcastic nature and losing, he replied "Yes. That's exactly what it is. You should go pet the gorilla". He turned to see the those around give him a look. He even heard an internal voice tell him to stop being such an ass. "On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea" he said as he shoved his phone into his pocket and wrapped an arm around the grey haired girls shoulder, beginning to lead her away. "These city gorillas can be dangerous with their baggy pants and bad attitudes" he informed her, channeling his grandpa, a man he had never really liked but was full of crackpot theories about modern civilization. He glanced back over his shoulder at the kid as he ushered the woman away. He knew some shit was about to go down here and felt bad about leaving the kid to deal with it alone. When he got far enough away though, he discreetly spawned a duplicate while casually pointing off in the other direction to distract the crazy lady from the process. "There are some nice amish rats over here we can pet if you like". He continued to lead her away as his duplicate made his way back down the alleyway to thoroughly annoy everyone.

[@Sapphire]