Don't worry, eventually realizing/having it pointed out to him that his hair is gone will be painful enough. Well, that and struggling with the concept of breakfast burritos.

*while sniffing at it like a dog*

"Is...is this some kind of test to see if I can detect poison in a weakened and disoriented state? Because I've been doing that for years with no problems. No? People...eat these? As a breakfast food? And this isn't a prank taking advantage of my alleged lack of useless 'American child' cultural knowledge? I...I don't think I believe you..."

Also great post!