[hider=Piper]
[b]Battle Start[/b]
"Do you wanna go out in a blaze of glory?" *glasses on*
"I've got a bullet with your name on it." *glasses on*
"Time to die, scum." *glasses off*

[b]Victory[/b]
"They call me One Shot for a reason." *glasses on*
"How you feelin'? Oh wait, you're dead!" *glasses off*

[b]Defeat[/b]
"Wha-what? I lost?" *glasses on*
"Fucking shit." *glasses off*
[/hider]
[hider=Stacy]
[b]Battle Start[/b]
"You can't handle this."
"Time to make you cry."
"Let's *hic* go, you sunuvabitch!" *drunk*
"You think [I]you[/I] can beat [I]me[/I]?" *special opponent*

[b]Victory[/b]
"Too easy. Really, it was a pleasure."
"AND STAY DOWN!" *drunk*

[b]Defeat[/b]
"No way. I can't be beaten."
"This isn't *hic* over!" *drunk*
[/hider]
[hider=Hana]
[b]Battle Start[/b]
"This will be fun."
"I'll try to go easy, okay?"
"I'm sorry, but I must win."

[b]Victory[/b]
"Sorry, I'm not very good at holding back."
"That was fun. Let's do it again sometime."

[b]Defeat[/b]
"You're pretty strong."
"Next time I'll win for sure." *special opponent*
[/hider]
[hider=Ajax]
[b]Battle Start[/b]
"..."

[b]Victory[/b]
"..."

[b]Defeat[/b]
"..."
[/hider]

This is fun.