[quote=@Darcs]
Eww, patriarchal square male pig scum? nvm
[/quote]
Darcs confirmed hard hetero for all men.

[quote=@Arcanaut]
Didn't you know? Everyone is gay on the internet.
[/quote]
Truth, at least if half of what Tumblr claims is to be believed.

[quote=@Tenish the Mighty]
Hard Gay you say? *licks own eyebrows*
[/quote]
Like...big throbbing diamond hard.