[quote=Jerod]...what looked like some mage who overinflated her own bodily proportions...[/quote]
Abra: "It's not my fault!  Wait, did I say that out loud?"

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[quote=Jerod]...which indeed happened to be King Booze...[/quote]
Marius: "There is absolutely [b]NO[/b] drinking while in battle in [i]this[/i] army!"