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Abra: I didn't do it on purpose.  And my eyes are up here, perv.
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Jerod: "Lass, ah am far t' drunk t' see t'at far in a strai't line. And so ye did 'ave a 'and in it!"

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[quote=@Dedonus]
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Marius: I don't want [i]anyone[/i] mentally impaired while in battle.  That's fine!  Jacob put me in charge, so follow my orders, or be [b]benched[/b]!

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Jerod: "Go a'ead and try, 'orseman. I got 'it before I started, now t'ey cannae 'it me. Ain' no one 'ere mentally impaired!"