[quote=@Eklispe]
Bristlebane resisted the urge to do something stupid at that moment and instead watched the fight that was about to explode. However for some reason his eyes alight on a strange man who appeared to be cooking in the middle of the fight, how fun. So Bristlebane swapped with the convulsing body on the  floor and raised his hand eagerly, "Ohhhh me I want food!" he said excitedly. He loved trying new foods.
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"Ehhhh? Really!?" Remy says excitedly, the natural flattery of someone actually wanting to try what he'd cooked clawing its way up through a mire of doubt, despair, and resignation to the forces that conspired against him. He knew this was going to end in tears, somewhere far away his common sense was screaming that, but he couldn't hear it as he looked around for a place to set his makeshift wok. With no ready options presenting themselves he just laid it on the back of his first unfortunate customer, the heat not being enough to rouse him from his taste induced coma, before reaching down and pulling the horned helmet off the mans head. If given the chance he would prefer to use a real bowl, a clean bowl, but he was in the middle of a battlefield and had to make do with what he had, and all he could manages was a quick wipe round the inside.

He heard a loud crash but paid that no heed as he scooped some of his fowl concoction into the helmet using his knife. He was worried that it wasn't sanitary, sure, but it wasn't like anything could make this taste any worse. He waved to the guy who'd requested some, pointed to the bowl, took a moment to judge distance and feel the wind, and gave it a spinning toss. If nothing interrupted it, it should spin to a stop right in front of his face and hang there long enough for him to catch it. It felt good to prepare something for someone, and he turned around so he wouldn't be absolutely destroyed when the poor guy keeled over.

Speaking of absolutely destroyed...

"The Platform!" He called out. He hadn't realized he'd gotten so close to Logue towns most famous landmark, but he could clearly see the burning pile of wood and steel. "What!? Who did this!? Ohhhh, Mr. Gordon named his restaurant after that platform. What are the tourists going to come see now?"