[quote=@MachineSoul]
*reads IC* Oh-oooh... did I just do that?
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Running into a very short and petite and rather remarkably pissed-off Chinese pilot is up to you.
-Managed to read your IC went very well past that, so threw it into a hider and called it good.

She *is* a good 29 cm shorter and 31 kg lighter than you, after all.

You may now commence shipping.