[quote=@Chapatrap]
Ohai, it's St Patricks Day, the day where everyone has to be Irish.

Dance, my little Bostonians, dance the riverdance...


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In the Midwest, it means "Everyone eats corn beef and goes to the bar." Also known as "Sickdayduetohangoverseve"

There is a bunch of places giving out free shit if you wear green. Would have done that, but all my clothes are black, blue, and grey.