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Yeah, my understanding of toon-force is that in order for it to be possible/non-hazardous it has to be funny.

A great example of toon-force in action is Ed, Edd, & Eddy. There's an episode where Ed gets a pebble in his shoe and out of misplaced anger eats a slide, or another episode where Ed is searching for someone and literally lifts a house from its foundation to look under it.
Then there's the injury shtick where pianos are dropped on heads, accordions are swallowed, or Wiley Coyote falls off of a cliff after realising he's running on thin air. They'd only be deadly if it was not funny.

Of course, that's not to say your take on toon-force is invalid. That's just the take on toon-force that I'm used to and what is generally used to describe toon-force in the subreddit r/whowouldwin.

Edit: And Harper wasn't. Deadpool's healing factor is a result of a mass of tumors that have hideously deformed him. The longer Harper lives, the more maimed he'll become.
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Ed, Edd, n Eddy was another thing I got most of my ideas from, so yeah thats about right. Gotta love Ed, almost everything he says is quote worthy. 

Deadpool got his regen from being injected with Wolverine's DNA or something in the X project, which make his cancer worse, but also gave him Wovlverine's regen. He then started dating death and Death's, eX, thanatos I think? cursed Deadpool with Immortality so he could never be with Death, hence why Deadpool's regen is better than Wolverines.

And Wolverine would lose to anyone who can break Capt's shield, as Capt's shield is a harder adamantium, and if you break Wolverine's skeleton or bend it, he can't regenerate that. Cave in Wolverine's skull and he'll be permanently missing brain matter for the rest of his life. :P

It should be mentioned, that at least Light isn't all there, so shes someone you can probably talk down if you got a silver tongue. Same thing could be said about Deadpool, so when you can win a fight without ever fighting against something... thats a pretty big weakness.